Piano Man
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday 
The Regular crowd shuffles in 
There's an old man sitting next to me 
Makin' love to his tonic and gin 
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory 
I'm not really sure how it goes 
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete 
When I wore a younger man's clothes." 
La la la, di da da 
La la, di da da da dum 
Chorus: 
Sing us a song, you're the piano man 
Sing us a song tonight 
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody 
And you've got us feelin' alright 
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine 
He gets me my drinks for free 
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke 
But there's someplace that he'd rather be 
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me." 
As the smile ran away from his face 
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star 
If I could get out of this place" 
Oh, la la la, di da da 
La la, di da da da dum 
And the waitress is practicing politics 
As the businessmen slowly get stoned 
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness 
But it's better than drinkin' alone 
Now Paul is a real estate novelist 
Who never had time for a wife 
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy 
And probably will be for life 
Chorus 
Sing us a song you're the piano man 
Sing us a song tonight 
Well we're all in the mood for a melody 
And you got us feeling alright 
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday 
And the manager gives me a smile 
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see 
To forget about life for a while 
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival 
And the microphone smells like a beer 
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar 
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" 
Oh, la la la, di da da 
La la, di da da da dum 
Chorus: 
Sing us a song you're the piano man 
Sing us a song tonight 
Well we're all in the mood for a melody 
And you got us feeling alright